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10.06.2025 14:58
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hallucinogens Linked to Milder PTSD - Neuroscience News
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures a Stunning New View of the Sombrero Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
—
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids